Powerball Players

Count me as one of the many players (and probably losers) who paid for Powerball tickets for Wednesday's drawing.  Still, you've got to be in it to win it, right?  So what if the odds are against me, there's a slim chance I could emerge victorious.  If I did happen to win even a portion of that $400+ million jackpot and if the state forced me to show up for a public press conference to claim my winnings, I'd be in disguise:  hat, wig, sunglasses, and possibly a vocoder to hide my voice.  No way would I be on that stage looking like I do every day.  I'd want to get my money and go back to living a life of anonymity.