Really?

A friend of mine told me I should be Kim Davis for Halloween. I told her, "I'm Kim Davis EVERY Halloween (just not THAT Kim Davis." There's no way in hell you'll see me dressing up like Kentucky Kim. Ugh.

People keep having to learn the hard way that if you act a fool in public, chances are someone will be filming you and you'll end up as the viral asshole of the week. The week has barely started and there are already two candidates: some college kid who went crazy on a cafeteria worker (and was subsequently arrested) because there wasn't any mac and cheese available and some "bro" who decided it would be funny to post a picture of a black co-worker's child on his site so he and his friends could make racist jokes about the three-year-old. Mac and cheese and a three-year-old. Really? Jesus, how stupid can people be? Mighty stupid, actually.

And, Emily Blunt, STFU. Go back to the UK if you love your queen so much and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Oh, and we'd like your US citizenship and passport back also.