Cable Complaints

I read today that layoffs are expected at ESPN. As much as I hate to hear that people are losing jobs, I also hate that I have to pay for stations like ESPN that I don't watch. ESPN demands a chunk of money from each cable subscriber who gets the station whether the subscriber wants it or not. The channel really should be like HBO where you pay for it if you want it. I hate paying for channels I don't ever watch. How many Spanish language channels am I paying for that I don't watch because no habla espanol?

In other cable complaints, what's up with Sam "Daddy" Champion's hair? That Tintin look isn't working anymore, babe. Time for a change, Daddy.