Thursday, July 25, 2013

Weinergate, Part Two, Day Two

So poll numbers are apparently down for Anthony Weiner (aka Carlos Danger).  Whether this slump in the polls has anything to do with his latest sexting issues is unclear, but Weiner's looking a little limp.  (Sorry, I couldn't resist.  The jokes write themselves!)  How pathetic is it to (A) lose your political career once and then (B) possibly lose the chance to reignite your political career over a sex scandal that has no sex?  At least Spitzer (aka Client #9) did have sex with women.  All Weiner seems to have done is text them and send them dick shots.  He hasn't had sex with any of these women, I don't think.  So his career is looking like it's going to crash and burn again because he can't step away from the computer and/or smart phone?  What did he do in the days before the Internet?  Take a Polaroid and send it with a dirty letter to some woman halfway across the country? 

This has nothing to do with Weiner, but someone posted this on Gothamist and I liked it:
The best puppet master makes you forget the strings.

How true.  How true.  Just like that line in The Usual Suspects:  The greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince the world he didn't exist.

There is no Keyser Soze!!!  Right.

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