Deal or No Deal

United Airlines sends me emails of last-minute weekend flight deals offered, but they never seem to offer any deals for places I'd actually like to visit. The flights always seem to be to Lansing, Michigan or Boise, Idaho. No offense to Lansing or Boise, but if I'm going to suffer through long security lines at the airport and all of the other hassles of flying, I'd better be heading to a place I actually want to go. I do wish something would come up for South Dakota. (Yes, South Dakota.) I would like to see Mount Rushmore.