In today's moment in absurdity, I read about a woman who filed a class-action suit against Starbucks because the claims she was not given the advertised amount of coffee when she got an iced coffee drink because half of the cup was filled with...wait for it..ice! You want an iced coffee. You get an iced coffee. The cup contains coffee and ice. Am I missing something? If this woman wanted less ice, surely she could have told the barista, "Light ice!" during her order and I'm sure the worker would have complied. But to sue because you felt your venti iced mocha whatever had more ice than coffee is just ridiculous. Why order an iced coffee if you don't want ice in the freaking cup? The woman who filed the lawsuit should get a cup of hot, ice-cube-free coffee if she wants her 14 ounce cup to be 14 ounces of pure liquid. Or, better yet, she should get an iced coffee, but not drink it right away. Instead, she should let the ice melt and then she'll get the full cup of (watery) coffee she deserves. Yum!
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