Monday, September 24, 2012

An Open Letter to Mittens and Wife

Dear Mittens R-money and Mrs. R-money:

You two have forced me to abandon my self-imposed rule to make this blog largely apolitical in nature.  Who are you people?  Are you really Michiganders?  Were you truly born in Detroit?  Detroiters are scrappy.  Detroiters don't whine.  Detroiters aren't aloof to economic hardship and the suffering of others.  Michiganders know what hard times are like.  What's the expression?  When the country gets a cold, Michigan catches the flu?  Perhaps you both are no longer truly Michiganders.  Perhaps you've been gone from the mitten state for too long to truly understand what real Michiganders are like.  Maybe you're both too far removed from reality to know what your fellow citizens are going through.

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