Cablevision Extortion Scheme

I just received my latest Cablevision bill and I'm now being charged a surcharge of nearly $3 for sports programming that I don't even watch! When I called to find out how I could get rid of these channels and avoid the fee, I was told I would have to downgrade my channel package. This is not fair! I don't even watch ESPN yet I am forced to pay a special surcharge for it and I don't have the option of getting rid of the channel under my current plan. This is extortion! I know $3 isn't much money, but I hate being forced to pay for something I don't want.

Damn you, Cablevision! (Shakes fist at sky.)